Prank Call: Sebastian

Tori: Hello, I’m Tori Phantomhive Ciel’s finance, speaking of finance. I’m here with Claude Faustus.

Claude: Can we get on to the pranking?

Tori: Meeeooow! Someone need to put away the claws.

Claude: I don’t have claws idiot.

Tori: TT-TT NO NEED FOR NAME CALLING!

Claude: Stop being a cry baby!

Tori: Claude you don’t have to be rude!
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Claude: Just say who we’re pranking and get this over with.

Tori: *Mumbles* Man, someone haven’t had enough of Sebastian dick...

Claude: I heard that Phantomhive!

Tori: On to the prank!

Claude: Finally.

Tori: We’re going to prank SEBASTIAN!

Claude: I hate you...

Tori: *Dial Sebastian number, then handed it to Claude* I want you to pretend to break up with him.

Claude: Why would I do that?!

Tori: Just do it!

Claude: *Glare and place the phone up to his ear*

Sebastian: Hello?

Claude: Sebastian.

Sebastian: Yes Claude? Is there something you need to talk about?

Claude: Yes, I want to break off the engagement.

Sebastian: WHAT!?

Claude: I want to break up Sebastian!

Sebastian: WHY?

Claude: Because I want to break up, I just don’t like you anymore.

Sebastian: Why don’t you love me anymore Claude? Did those nights mean nothing to you?

Tori: OWO >////> Claude end the prank now!

Claude: I’m sorry Sebastian.

Sebastian: Did I hear Lady Tori voice?

Claude: Yes, she force me to prank you.

Sebastian: I’M GOING TO KILL HER!

Claude: I’ll help you Sebastian!

Tori: Well I-I I need to ran now! Bye until next time!
Claude and Sebastian: There won’t be a next time!

Tori: *Ran like hell to Ciel’s room and went underneath the bed and went to the underworld.